Sacha Baron Cohen Filming “Bruno” in Israel

Yossi Alpher gets duped by Bruno…

From the Forward’s website:

We confronted a tall, blond-ish man in his thirties, dressed in leather and studs, his face heavily powdered, his arms and chest shaven. He spoke in a heavy German accent, his movements and mannerisms ultra-gay. He tried to write down our names, but they came out dyslexic…

…And so it went. The cameras kept rolling, the cameramen never cracking a smile. “Vy don’t you Jews and Arabs settle the conflict with a time share on the land?” “Ven vill you Jews return the pyramids?” “Vy can’t Jews and Hindus get along?”

Jews and Hindus?

We played it straight and square. Nay, we simply are straight and square. We smiled at the idiotic questions and answered them patiently. We remonstrated that this was no way to help the youth of the world understand the depth and tragedy of our conflict. When presented with more straightforward questions, we eagerly demonstrated our disagreements on fundamental issues like refugees and who started the conflict. We knew something ludicrous was happening but couldn’t quite figure it out. Besides, we ourselves were not being ridiculed — only the conflict that occupies and preoccupies us. And we were pressured for time and just wanted to finish.

Our rock-star host concluded with a mind-boggling song about the epic Middle East conflict between Jews and Hindus. At the crescendo, he grabbed our hands and joined them with his. Unlike Mahmoud Abbas and Ehud Olmert (or President Bush and Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah), my Palestinian fellow interviewee and I are not hand-holders, but we suffered through it. As we started to hurry away, the interviewer followed us, cameras still rolling, peppering us with nonsense questions about being taken hostage and having his throat slit on camera.

5 Responses

  1. Yes, it must have been painful. Watching all of Cohen’s stuff is painful, I must admit. But he is here to make us think I strongly believe. By taking all these different characters that are not his own in a philosophical sense he keeps reminding us that we, Jews, Muslims, Catholics, or narrow minded Kansas citizens are *all* part of a problem that we may not have caused ourselves, but we are not part of the solution either.

  2. Settle the issue via timeshare–that is very, very hysterical. I guess at times it is good to make fun of such a tragic situation. Laughter can get us through some of lifes most difficult moments.

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  4. In some of the Scenes in Bruno I cannot believe Sacha Cohen as able to pull them off without laughing.

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