Who Knew? We’re in Borderstan

Many thanks to the City Paper for clarifying our geographical location. It seems we are part of Borderstan— an area running the 15th Street corridor between P and T Streets. Although, I would argue that the 16th Street J comprises its own distinct region of Kvetchistan. In fact, I’m thinking of launching the Kvetchistan Independence Klatch & Enclave Army. In an era of shifting police districts, an expansionist Bloomingdale neighborhood and saber-rattling Petworth with its fetishization of doors, gardens and windows— I am afraid we have no other choice.